In another uneventful episode of...
TEENAGE WASTELAND.
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I have poked and ridiculed those in love,
because i thoroughly believe
that once the sun comes out
it will be a different story.
lls.
TEENAGE WASTELAND.
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I have poked and ridiculed those in love,
because i thoroughly believe
that once the sun comes out
it will be a different story.
lls.
Forgive the cynicism, but I find it comical to hear and see all these budding relationships in winter...then once spring rolls around ppl get annoyed with each other, and all hell breaks loose. By the time summer comes, there's more loose booties than one man can handle, and it's curtains for his girl.
Hate aside...love is in the air...
...and everyone is helping themselves to a big ol' slice, enjoy with caution.
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...watch for the occasional
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also, beware the stare of Mary Shaw.
That woman is evil. She was never married, never had children, and came back to kill everyone she had a grudge against (namely those who had marriages and children on the way).
Bet you would suffer crunching on a roach rather than
turn into a evil ventriloquist.(spelling)
(sorry i just saw DEAD SILENCE recently)
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But really ppl, be more realistic. Relationships are a wonderful thing and should be entered into with caution...not a cute thing to put on your facebook page.
Getting into one too quickly results in broken hearts and bitter feelings.
Take note.
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...watch for the occasional
- hair,
- roach...
- ratfoot maybe.
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.
.
also, beware the stare of Mary Shaw.
That woman is evil. She was never married, never had children, and came back to kill everyone she had a grudge against (namely those who had marriages and children on the way).
Bet you would suffer crunching on a roach rather than
turn into a evil ventriloquist.(spelling)
(sorry i just saw DEAD SILENCE recently)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
But really ppl, be more realistic. Relationships are a wonderful thing and should be entered into with caution...not a cute thing to put on your facebook page.
Getting into one too quickly results in broken hearts and bitter feelings.
Take note.
I don't write this to be rude or mean or negative, I write this to prevent irrational thinking.
(the game is cool, your addiction is not)
Call me faithless, but not hopeless. Prince charming will come...i just don't want to be tied to Mr. Some-timey when he does decide to reveal himself...
Plus at 19, I can say relationships bore me after a while...you meet, you hang out, you have sex, then there is nothing left to do...no spark, no fire. I have decided that dating is more fun, that way I can enjoy a guy without having to see the behind the scenes stuff no one wants to know or hear about:
- morning breath
- your mom picks out your clothes??
- your addiction to Saints Row
(the game is cool, your addiction is not)
- your sloppy drunken habits
- your flirtatious way when i'm not around
- etc...
Call me faithless, but not hopeless. Prince charming will come...i just don't want to be tied to Mr. Some-timey when he does decide to reveal himself...
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-E*
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